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Antler Delivery

He has been lying very still for an hour. The pizza has not moved either.

An oil painting of a red stag resting in purple heather on a misty highland hillside, with a whole pizza balanced across its antlers. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

An oil painting of a red stag resting in purple heather on a misty highland hillside, with a whole pizza balanced across its antlers. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

An oil painting of a red stag resting in purple heather on a misty highland hillside, with a whole pizza balanced across its antlers. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

An oil painting of a red stag resting in purple heather on a misty highland hillside, with a whole pizza balanced across its antlers.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: oil painting
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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