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Cheese Under Oath

Swears to tell the whole truth, though a slice has already gone missing.

A pencil and pastel courtroom sketch of a worried pizza with big eyes and tiny arms, sitting on the round witness stand with a cut slice beside it. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A pencil and pastel courtroom sketch of a worried pizza with big eyes and tiny arms, sitting on the round witness stand with a cut slice beside it. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A pencil and pastel courtroom sketch of a worried pizza with big eyes and tiny arms, sitting on the round witness stand with a cut slice beside it. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A pencil and pastel courtroom sketch of a worried pizza with big eyes and tiny arms, sitting on the round witness stand with a cut slice beside it.

Cut: Single slice
Style: illustration
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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