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Family Portrait, Well Done

Everyone held still for the exposure. Nobody was going anywhere anyway.

A sepia tintype of a round pizza whose slices are cartoon characters with smiling faces, posed together with basil leaves on the cheese. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A sepia tintype of a round pizza whose slices are cartoon characters with smiling faces, posed together with basil leaves on the cheese. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A sepia tintype of a round pizza whose slices are cartoon characters with smiling faces, posed together with basil leaves on the cheese. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A sepia tintype of a round pizza whose slices are cartoon characters with smiling faces, posed together with basil leaves on the cheese.

Cut: Single slice
Style: photo
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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