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Full House Pie

Five dogs, one pot, and a table that doubles as the snack. Nobody is bluffing about the pepperoni.

Five dogs sit around a huge pepperoni pizza that serves as a card table, with playing cards scattered across it, in a dim lamplit room. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

Five dogs sit around a huge pepperoni pizza that serves as a card table, with playing cards scattered across it, in a dim lamplit room. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

Five dogs sit around a huge pepperoni pizza that serves as a card table, with playing cards scattered across it, in a dim lamplit room. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

Five dogs sit around a huge pepperoni pizza that serves as a card table, with playing cards scattered across it, in a dim lamplit room.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: oil painting
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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Two brown horses lean over their stable stall doors in warm light, blue rosettes at their necks, with a whole pepperoni pizza in a paper sleeve hanging on the door.

Three hedgehogs huddle in tall green grass at sunset, balancing a large pepperoni and jalapeno pizza on a wooden board above their heads.

Hedgehog Hauling Co.

Hunters in dark hats and their dogs trudge through deep snow above a Flemish village, carrying a whole pepperoni pizza on a tall pole.

Flemish Snow Haul

A pepperoni pizza mounted on a round wooden board like a dartboard, with a blue bullseye and darts stuck in it, on a post in a warmly lit pub.

Pub Dartboard Pie

A white swan glides across a misty blue lake at dawn with a whole pizza topped with pepperoni and herbs resting on its back, pine trees fading into fog behind.

An oil painting of a brown horse pulling a wooden cart with a whole pepperoni pizza through a shallow river, past a stone cottage under huge storm clouds.

Cart Before the Course