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Goldfish Deep Dish

It has been staring for hours. The slice is not going to blink first.

A goldfish hovers above a cheese and tomato pizza slice lying on aquarium gravel, in dark water with small floating specks. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A goldfish hovers above a cheese and tomato pizza slice lying on aquarium gravel, in dark water with small floating specks. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A goldfish hovers above a cheese and tomato pizza slice lying on aquarium gravel, in dark water with small floating specks. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A goldfish hovers above a cheese and tomato pizza slice lying on aquarium gravel, in dark water with small floating specks.

Cut: Single slice
Style: photo
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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