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Grumpy Old Slice

Has opinions about the thin crust of today. Leans on the cane mostly for emphasis.

A cartoon pizza slice with a deep frown and heavy eyebrows stands on two small legs, leaning on a wooden cane against a plain beige background. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A cartoon pizza slice with a deep frown and heavy eyebrows stands on two small legs, leaning on a wooden cane against a plain beige background. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A cartoon pizza slice with a deep frown and heavy eyebrows stands on two small legs, leaning on a wooden cane against a plain beige background. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A cartoon pizza slice with a deep frown and heavy eyebrows stands on two small legs, leaning on a wooden cane against a plain beige background.

Cut: Single slice
Style: cartoon
Baked: October 22, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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