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Laser Dodging Pan

Took a direct hit and kept its toppings. The pan has seen worse ovens.

A cartoon pizza slice with pepperoni and small worried faces holds a dark pan like a shield while red and yellow laser beams streak across it. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A cartoon pizza slice with pepperoni and small worried faces holds a dark pan like a shield while red and yellow laser beams streak across it. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A cartoon pizza slice with pepperoni and small worried faces holds a dark pan like a shield while red and yellow laser beams streak across it. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A cartoon pizza slice with pepperoni and small worried faces holds a dark pan like a shield while red and yellow laser beams streak across it.

Cut: Single slice
Style: comic
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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