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Load Bearing Crust

Rated for ten tons of crust. Nobody rated the smell.

A giant cheese pizza hangs from a crane hook on ropes above a dirt building site while workers in hard hats steady it, under a clear blue morning sky. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A giant cheese pizza hangs from a crane hook on ropes above a dirt building site while workers in hard hats steady it, under a clear blue morning sky. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A giant cheese pizza hangs from a crane hook on ropes above a dirt building site while workers in hard hats steady it, under a clear blue morning sky. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A giant cheese pizza hangs from a crane hook on ropes above a dirt building site while workers in hard hats steady it, under a clear blue morning sky.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

More from the oven

Looking up into a stone domed ceiling whose surface is a huge baked pizza, with bright sunlight pouring through a round opening at the center.

Dome Sweet Dome

A cheese pizza hangs on a kitchen wall as a clock with black hands, while a second cheese pizza sits on a wooden board over a stove in morning light.

Kitchen Wall Clock

A white-gloved waiter holds a silver tray with a domed cloche lifted to reveal a whole pizza with peppers and cheese, in a grand dining room with white tablecloths and tall windows.

Silver Dome Reveal

A whole baked pizza with browned cheese leans upright in a dishwasher rack beside a stack of white plates, with a white mug and soap dispenser below.

Dishwasher Safe

A tall stack of small pizzas threaded on a vertical kebab spit above a grill tray of coals, with a dim night street and cafe tables in the background.

Doner Dozen Pies

Overhead view of a whole pizza resting on a shallow pond bed, coins scattered over the cheese and around it, under clear water with dappled sunlight and shadows.

Coin Pond Pizza