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Pizza Bauhaus

Every topping was drafted with a ruler. The crust got away from the architect.

A round pizza made of flat red, yellow, black and orange circles, triangles and squares, with a wavy black crust edge, on a plain cream background. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A round pizza made of flat red, yellow, black and orange circles, triangles and squares, with a wavy black crust edge, on a plain cream background. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A round pizza made of flat red, yellow, black and orange circles, triangles and squares, with a wavy black crust edge, on a plain cream background. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A round pizza made of flat red, yellow, black and orange circles, triangles and squares, with a wavy black crust edge, on a plain cream background.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: minimal
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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A top-down pepperoni pizza sits on a black vinyl record with a small brass spindle at the center, on a flat dark green background.

Vinyl Crust Record

A round pepperoni pizza with two black clock hands at its center, drawn in flat vector style on a solid navy background.

Navy Clock Pizza

A flat vector pepperoni pizza rolled into a tube, tilted diagonally, with melted cheese, red pepperoni circles and a curled golden crust on a solid plum background.

A flat vector pepperoni pizza sinks halfway below a horizon line on a peach background, with an orange sun disc glowing behind its upper half.

Setting Sun Pie

A round pizza with a golden crust and a swirling rainbow center, topped with white mushrooms, a few red capped ones and small yellow stars, on a pale mint background.

Tie Dye Hypnopizza

Overhead photo of a round baked pizza with golden crust, its surface covered in hundreds of mismatched sewing buttons in many colors, sitting on a light wooden table.

Mismatched Button Pie