Skip to the pizzas

Porch Bandit Special

The flash caught it mid-bite. It has decided to finish anyway.

A raccoon lit by a camera flash on a dark wooden porch leans over an open cardboard box holding a pepperoni pizza. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A raccoon lit by a camera flash on a dark wooden porch leans over an open cardboard box holding a pepperoni pizza. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A raccoon lit by a camera flash on a dark wooden porch leans over an open cardboard box holding a pepperoni pizza. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A raccoon lit by a camera flash on a dark wooden porch leans over an open cardboard box holding a pepperoni pizza.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

More from the oven

A black bear walks across a dirt campsite in a pine forest with a whole pepperoni pizza in its mouth, a wooden picnic table and a fallen log behind it.

Campsite Takeout

Eight meerkats stand upright and huddled together on a whole pepperoni pizza in the middle of a sandy desert, lit by warm golden light.

Meerkat Lookout Pie

A giant panda sits in tall grass in a green bamboo forest, holding a pepperoni pizza up to its mouth with both paws.

Bamboo Pie Break

A hedgehog walks across a dark green lawn at dusk with a few small pepperoni pizza slices stuck on its spines, under a purple sky with silhouetted trees.

Hedgehog Slice Stroll

A golden retriever leaps with its mouth open above a black round trampoline in a sunny backyard, with a whole pepperoni pizza lying on the trampoline mat.

Good Boy Bounce

A ring-shaped pizza with red sauce and cheese stands upright, with a small brown and white hamster looking out from the hole in the middle.

Hamster Hole Pie