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Riverboat Wheel Pie

Does about four knots upstream. Smells like a Friday the whole way.

A white riverboat on brown water at sunset, seen from behind, with a large pepperoni pizza set in the middle of its wooden paddle wheel. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A white riverboat on brown water at sunset, seen from behind, with a large pepperoni pizza set in the middle of its wooden paddle wheel. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A white riverboat on brown water at sunset, seen from behind, with a large pepperoni pizza set in the middle of its wooden paddle wheel. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A white riverboat on brown water at sunset, seen from behind, with a large pepperoni pizza set in the middle of its wooden paddle wheel.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 7, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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A pepperoni pizza sits at the center of a wooden ship's wheel on a deck, with a calm sea and an orange sunrise ahead.

Pizza at the Helm

A ring of woolly sheep stands on a green hillside, all facing a whole pepperoni pizza lying on the grass, with rolling countryside behind them under a soft gray sky.

Flock Around the Clock

At dusk, a large pepperoni pizza sits on a round stage in a grassy clearing, surrounded by empty wooden chairs under strings of lights.

A whole pepperoni pizza lies on rippled golden sand in a desert, with tall palm trees leaning over it and dunes fading into a warm yellow sky.

A slice of pepperoni pizza rides in a small wooden rowboat with two oars on a still, misty pond at dawn, with reeds in the foreground and soft pink sky.

Rowing Toward Breakfast

A classical guitar leans against a sunlit adobe wall on sandy ground, with a pepperoni pizza resting on its lower body and strings running across the toppings.

Fretboard Feast