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Spoke Too Soon

Not the whole pizza, but a slice is still pedaling the idea. Nobody has told the wall.

A sepia photo of a tall penny-farthing bicycle leaning on a brick wall, with a single pizza slice wedged inside its big front wheel. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A sepia photo of a tall penny-farthing bicycle leaning on a brick wall, with a single pizza slice wedged inside its big front wheel. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A sepia photo of a tall penny-farthing bicycle leaning on a brick wall, with a single pizza slice wedged inside its big front wheel. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A sepia photo of a tall penny-farthing bicycle leaning on a brick wall, with a single pizza slice wedged inside its big front wheel.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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A vintage red and cream 1950s car at an outdoor car show with a cheesy pizza slice mounted on the hood like a tail fin, edged in chrome trim, under a bright blue sky.

A whole pizza sits on the steering wheel of a vintage convertible with a chrome dashboard and maroon seats, with a sunny country road ahead.

Pizza Wheel Drive

A small whole pizza with sausage and cheese pressed into a brown wax seal on the flap of a cream envelope, on a pale cream background.

Sealed With a Slice

A pepperoni pizza rests on the cushioned seat of a chrome bar stool in a dim, wood-paneled diner with other stools and a counter behind it.

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A whole cheesy pizza with red peppers rests on a wooden board on a bed inside a camper van, with linen curtains and a sunset over hills through the window.

A golden baked cheese pizza rests on a spinning turntable, with the tonearm needle touching the melted cheese in warm lamp light.