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Timber Pie Contest

Two men, one saw, and a pizza that was clearly not planted here. Dinner is going to be a while.

Two men in a forest clearing bend over an enormous pepperoni pizza on the dirt, each pulling one end of a long two-handled saw across it. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

Two men in a forest clearing bend over an enormous pepperoni pizza on the dirt, each pulling one end of a long two-handled saw across it. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

Two men in a forest clearing bend over an enormous pepperoni pizza on the dirt, each pulling one end of a long two-handled saw across it. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

Two men in a forest clearing bend over an enormous pepperoni pizza on the dirt, each pulling one end of a long two-handled saw across it.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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Impact Site Special

A whole pepperoni pizza sits inside the open round door of a stainless steel washing machine in a bright laundromat, with more machines and detergent shelves behind it.

Spin Cycle Special

A deep dish pepperoni pizza on a white plate with one wedge removed, revealing a yellow sponge cake interior under the cheese and crust.

Sponge Cake Surprise

A round cheese pizza with pepperoni sits on gray cratered moon soil, with the blue and white Earth rising over the horizon in black space.

Pizza Landing Site

A round pepperoni pizza floating in a starry night sky, with a swirling spiral of melted cheese at its center like a galaxy and rings of pepperoni around it.

Pepperoni Nebula

A pizza slice with melted cheese, a browned crust and two pepperoni, its upper triangle filled with misty pine trees, on a white background.

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