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General Pepperoni Crosses the Alps

Leads the campaign from the saddle. Has never once asked for directions.

An oil painting of a large pepperoni pizza slice with smiling faces on a rearing white horse in a mountain pass, with a tiny uniformed rider beside it. Phone format.Download
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An oil painting of a large pepperoni pizza slice with smiling faces on a rearing white horse in a mountain pass, with a tiny uniformed rider beside it. Desktop format.Download
Desktop 2048 × 1152
An oil painting of a large pepperoni pizza slice with smiling faces on a rearing white horse in a mountain pass, with a tiny uniformed rider beside it. Square format.Download
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The order

An oil painting of a large pepperoni pizza slice with smiling faces on a rearing white horse in a mountain pass, with a tiny uniformed rider beside it.

Cut
Single slice
Style
oil painting
Baked
October 5, 2026
Comes as
Phone, desktop and square
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