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Ruff Crust

Holds the slice like a royal sceptre. Has made no promises about sharing.

An oil portrait of a tabby cat in a white ruff and a dark red velvet coat, holding a pepperoni pizza slice in one paw against a dark background. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

An oil portrait of a tabby cat in a white ruff and a dark red velvet coat, holding a pepperoni pizza slice in one paw against a dark background. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

An oil portrait of a tabby cat in a white ruff and a dark red velvet coat, holding a pepperoni pizza slice in one paw against a dark background. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

An oil portrait of a tabby cat in a white ruff and a dark red velvet coat, holding a pepperoni pizza slice in one paw against a dark background.

Cut: Single slice
Style: oil painting
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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