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Lion Sleeps Tonight, Slice Does Not

The slice is wide awake and the lion is not. Neither seems worried about it.

A lion dozes with its nose against a wide-eyed pepperoni pizza slice on golden desert sand under a full moon in a deep blue sky. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A lion dozes with its nose against a wide-eyed pepperoni pizza slice on golden desert sand under a full moon in a deep blue sky. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A lion dozes with its nose against a wide-eyed pepperoni pizza slice on golden desert sand under a full moon in a deep blue sky. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A lion dozes with its nose against a wide-eyed pepperoni pizza slice on golden desert sand under a full moon in a deep blue sky.

Cut: Single slice
Style: oil painting
Baked: October 6, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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