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Pearl of the Pie

Served on the half shell with a pearl on the side. The pearl is not for eating.

A small round baked pizza with bubbly golden cheese rests inside an open oyster shell next to a shiny pearl, on a bed of wet dark pebbles. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A small round baked pizza with bubbly golden cheese rests inside an open oyster shell next to a shiny pearl, on a bed of wet dark pebbles. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A small round baked pizza with bubbly golden cheese rests inside an open oyster shell next to a shiny pearl, on a bed of wet dark pebbles. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A small round baked pizza with bubbly golden cheese rests inside an open oyster shell next to a shiny pearl, on a bed of wet dark pebbles.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

More from the oven

A whole cheese pizza sits inside a round porthole in a rusty, riveted ship hull, with choppy teal seawater and white wake behind it.

Porthole Special

A small whole pizza hangs in the middle of a dew-covered web of melted cheese strung between two dark branches, with green foliage and morning mist behind.

Web of Mozzarella

A huge round baked pizza with melted cheese floats in blue ocean water above a coral reef, while a scuba diver swims beside it.

Moonfish Reef Pie

A whole pizza floats in black water like a jellyfish bell, with long green-lit strands of melted cheese trailing below it like tentacles.

Jelly Cheese Drift

A round pufferfish with a melted cheese and tomato sauce body and breadstick spikes, facing the camera over a sandy teal seabed in clear blue water.

Puffer Pie Fish

A cheese pizza hangs on a kitchen wall as a clock with black hands, while a second cheese pizza sits on a wooden board over a stove in morning light.

Kitchen Wall Clock