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Porthole Special

Seaworthy, mostly. The crew is thrilled and the rust adds a smoky note.

A whole cheese pizza sits inside a round porthole in a rusty, riveted ship hull, with choppy teal seawater and white wake behind it. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A whole cheese pizza sits inside a round porthole in a rusty, riveted ship hull, with choppy teal seawater and white wake behind it. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A whole cheese pizza sits inside a round porthole in a rusty, riveted ship hull, with choppy teal seawater and white wake behind it. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A whole cheese pizza sits inside a round porthole in a rusty, riveted ship hull, with choppy teal seawater and white wake behind it.

Cut: Whole pie
Style: photo
Baked: October 5, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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