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Lord Pepperoni of Naples

Sat for this portrait for nine hours and never once went cold.

A dark oil portrait in the Renaissance style where the sitter is a slice of pepperoni pizza with a solemn face, a white ruff and black robes. Phone format. — Phone 1152 × 2048

A dark oil portrait in the Renaissance style where the sitter is a slice of pepperoni pizza with a solemn face, a white ruff and black robes. Desktop format. — Desktop 2048 × 1152

A dark oil portrait in the Renaissance style where the sitter is a slice of pepperoni pizza with a solemn face, a white ruff and black robes. Square format. — Square 1152 × 1152

The order

A dark oil portrait in the Renaissance style where the sitter is a slice of pepperoni pizza with a solemn face, a white ruff and black robes.

Cut: Single slice
Style: oil painting
Baked: October 4, 2026
Comes as: Phone, desktop and square

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